Downsides of living with a woman

As I get older I am becoming more physically repulsed by the idea of living with a woman. What if she farts? What if she puts food I find gross in the refrigerator? What if she makes me do pointless chores? Considerations like these make me feel better about being single. It's kind of nice to not have to live with a farting bitch.

If you end up living with a woman who you refer to as a farting bitch, you made a bad choice and gave in to someone who you didn't belong to.