My Experiment

Last week I received an email from someone at work asking me to give a demo of this software I am responsible for to a new employee at work. From the name, I could tell the new employee was a woman, so out of curiosity I decided to research her. It turns out she is a recent college graduate, and she is a hot girl. We agreed that I would give her the demo in a week, which is this Friday.

Most of my interactions with young women have always been completely unexpected; it is nice that this one is scheduled, because it gives me time to prepare. Since I always become extremely nervous around young women, I decided to prepare by buying alcohol, with the intention of drinking it right before meeting her, and this should make me less nervous. I went to the store and bought a pack of 9% alcohol beers, and today I snuck it past the guards at work, into my office. I chose the beers because they package beer into conveniently sized cans, beer has a long shelf life when unopened, and the 9% alcohol makes it so that a single can has a strong enough effect on me.

So I will drink a can on Friday before I meet the hot girl, and we will see if I can give her the demo without getting noticeably nervous. My goal is not to make her my girlfriend, just to have a pleasant interaction with a young woman. We will find out Friday if I am successful.

There is the potential for this kind of thing to not end well.

I agree. You can lose your job if it doesn’t go well

BTW, it is probably better to use vodka diluted with water to the point where people can't smell it for surreptitious drinking. Some people can easily smell beer.

If you mean they can smell it in the can, I have an office so I will just close the office door until I finish the can.

No, they can smell it on your person after you drink it.

I ended up drinking a can today, prior to going to a special event they had for work. At the event I had a nice long discussion with one of my coworkers from my group who I had never really spoken to before. I would have been too nervous to be able to converse with him if I didn't have alcohol. Afterwards when I went to the cafeteria, the black guy who was the cashier gave me a fist bump - he never gave me a fist bump before. I think he gave me a fist bump because he must have liked my facial expressions on alcohol.

Who cares about the smell? If I can get along with people better on alcohol, that is more important.

Fuck, they found a reason to postpone it. Hopefully it doesn't get cancelled altogether. It's like the universe is trying to prevent me from coming into contact with young women.

The problem is if they know you are drinking when you are not supposed to so you lose your job. If you are allowed to drink on the job then fine.

It's not allowed, but it's too big of a workplace for it to be likely for me to come into contact with anyone who cares.

The meeting I mentioned in this post was postponed until this Friday.

However, I did unexpectedly come into contact with a different young hot woman at work. There was an emergency where she works and I was called to help fix it. As she stood before me I was so nervous. I kept worrying that I would accidentally make the wrong facial expression and it would creep her out and cause her to start actively avoiding me. But I do not think much of my inner feelings of nervousness manifested themselves externally. I took some anti-anxiety vitamins which I think helped. The vitamins made me confident enough to confidently talk to others who were there, but not so much to that girl. Overall it wasn't too bad. Judging by her facial expression, she might have been a little creeped out at the way I smiled as I left. On the plus side, she did join in on a work-related conversation I was having with my coworker, even though it wasn't her field - typically, women will look for every excuse to interact with me as little as possible.

It would be interesting to see how the alcohol compares with the vitamins, when I meet the other girl Friday. One thing I noticed alcohol does to me, is that it makes "American" facial expressions come to me completely naturally. I can naturally smile like an American scum if I have enough alcohol. I think the unintentionally "creepy" parting smile that I did to the other girl won't happen when I meet this girl Friday. When I smile this time, I think it will look natural, scummy, American, just like women like.

Jeez, I'm currently in a course with several hot females meeting every day. If I had your mindset I would die of internal hemorrhaging.

One of the papers in my course has a debate in teams of 6 as a major assessed component and the other 5 of my group are females ranging from moderately to seriously hot. I wonder how Omega would do in my position. Maybe he'd have to be drunk all the time.

Ok yesterday I met the hot girl I was originally going to meet. I drank one of my 9% alcohol beers before meeting her, and I was completely relaxed, not awkward at all. Everything flowed smoothly. Neither she was nervous, nor was I. It was just a regular interaction, with a young hot girl. She didn't seem bitchy or judgemental and talked to me like a human being.

After I was done I could not stop thinking about it. I kept reliving it, because it felt so good to think about. I had a regular interaction with a young hot girl, without it being awkward, without there being nervousness in her voice, without her being creeped out by me.

Alcohol is truly a miracle drug for me. The vitamins I was taking are no comparison.

Today I went to the grocery store and as I was walking to the self check out I heard someone say "pssst!...pssst!". I turned and saw it was the cashier. She had a playful smile on her face. Her line was empty and she wanted me to go there instead of to the self checkout. This cashier was a young hot female cashier, and she is by far the hottest cashier that works there.

This was the second time I had encountered her, and the reason she had gone out of her way to get my attention was because the first time I had encountered her, I had drunk alcohol right before. The alcohol caused me to make non-creepy facial expressions. This left an impression in her mind as me being a non-creep. This is why today when she saw me she felt comfortable being playful with me and going out of her way to get my attention.

Today, however, I didn't drink alcohol before going to the grocery store, and I acted nervous when she was scanning my items, so she probably thinks I am a creep now.

I made a grave mistake today by not drinking alcohol...

I was called to do some work in a building where for some reason a lot of hot young girls work. Before going I debated drinking alcohol just in case, but decided against it, because I was not certain that I would run into a hot girl, and I was kind of worried about building alcohol tolerance.

But then I went and a hot girl was one of the two people I did work for. She made strong eye contact with me, kept responding to things I said, kept standing around me, kept saying things and laughing. There were moments I understood I should have been making small talk with her but my nervousness combined with the abstractness of my thought process made my physically unable to. If I had alcohol I am certain I would have made small talk with her. But without the alcohol I just don't have the energy.

Why are you over analyzing this? Do you think the handsome bad boy that f and chuck think about half of the stuff you do?

That's the issue. In order to effectively socialize with normies and especially women, you must turn off long term thinking, stop calculating, and live in the moment. The issue is I cannot turn it off except by drinking alcohol.

Okay Raj from Big Bang. I think you’re crazy and you might need some psychiatric help. Short term solution might be medication but that might f you up in the long run